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@the_internet asked

What's this meat? Can I microwave it?

Mister answered

Ball skin.

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Greatest hits

Someone on the internet asks. Mister answers in one take. These are the ones that got out of hand.

“Should I touch this live wire?”

The cone was there for a reason.

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“Where do they go when you pee?”

Answered entirely in skateboard tricks.

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“How do I defrost this?”

Ball skin. Don't microwave it.

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“What's classy if you're rich but trashy if you're poor?”

Mister has a list. Your couch is on it.

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Question removed for community guidelines.

The answer stayed up. Somehow.

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“Remember when the internet came on a disc?”

Mister still has 1,000 free hours.

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The answer is on a shirt

Funny first, well made always. Every design starts as a question someone should not have asked.

Mister Handsome

Mister Dog Art ShopShop → Fan favorite

Thank You Mister

Mister Dog Art ShopShop → Fan favorite

Disco Frenchie

Mister Dog Art ShopShop → Fan favorite

Mister Melon

Mister Dog Art ShopShop → Answered on TikTok

67ers

Mister Dog Art ShopShop → Next drop · Ask Mister series

Ball Skin.

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